Elephant Jokes 13 Joke

Elephant Jokes 13 Joke


Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they’ve no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the evenings?Watch elevision!How to elephants talk to each other?By ‘elephone!What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sungla*ses?Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!When do elephants have 8 feet?When there are two of them!What did the elephant say to the famous detective?It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants”Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!” What do you do if you find a blue elephant?Try and cheer him up!

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