Chicken Jokes 01 Joke

Chicken Jokes 01 Joke


Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!Q: Why did the horse cross the road?A: Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road?A: To get to the udder side!Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?A: Because it ran out of cluck!Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?A: She laid a sidewalk!Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?A: She kicked the bucket!Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?A: A cuckoo cluck!Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?A: She was tickled to death!

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