** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.** No, I don’t have a license to kill; it’s just a learners permit.** Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect.** Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!** Taxation WITH representation Ain’t so hot, either!** White water… It’s all over when the First Lady sings.** Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Tag: Miscellaneous Jokes