As I was doing my rounds in the hospital this morning, one of my patients called me over and said, “So nurse, you reckon I should be going home in the next few days?”
“Whatever gave you that idea?” I replied.
“Well, I overheard the doctor telling you that I just had an STD”, he responded.
“No you silly sod!” I giggled. “You must have misheard, he said, ‘we’ve definitely got a goner here’.”