Ant And A Gra*shopper Joke

Ant And A Gra*shopper Joke


THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The gra*shopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The gra*shopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.MODERN CANADIAN VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The gra*shopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come the winter, the shivering gra*shopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.The CBC shows up to provide pictures of the shivering gra*shopper next to the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. Canadians are stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be that, in a country of such wealth, this poor gra*shopper is allowed to suffer so?Then a representative of the NAGB (The national a*sociation of green bugs) shows up on The National and charges the ant with green bias, and makes the case that the gra*shopper is the victim of 30 million years of greenism. Kermit the Frog appears on the Nature of Things with the gra*shopper, and everybody cries when he sings “It’s not easy being green.”Jean Chretien makes a special guest appearance on the CBC Evening News to tell a concerned public that they will do everything they can for the gra*shopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefited unfairly during the Reagan/Thatcher summers. Sheila Copps exclaims in an interview with Peter Mansbridge that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the gra*shopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his “fair share.”Finally, the Liberals draft the “Economic Equity and Anti-Greenism Act,” retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. John Turner gets his law firm to represent the gra*shopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal hearing officers that Chretien appointed from a list of single-parent welfare moms who can only hear cases on Thursday’s between 1:30 and 3 PM.The ant loses the case.The story ends as we see the gra*shopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he’s in, which just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around him since he doesn’t know how to maintain it.The ant has disappeared in the snow.And on the TV, which the gra*shopper bought by selling most of the ant’s food, they are showing Jean Chretien standing before a wildly applauding group of liberals announcing that a new era of “fairness” has dawned in Canada.

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