A Scottish Lad And La*s Were Sitting Together On A Heathery Hill… Joke

A Scottish Lad And La*s Were Sitting Together On A Heathery Hill… Joke


A Scottish lad and la*s were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the la*ssaid, “A penny for your thoughts.” The lad was a bit abashed, buthe finally said, “Well, I was thinkin’ how nice it would be ifye’d give me a wee bit of a kiss.” So she did so. But he againlapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the la*sto ask him, “What arre ye thinkin’ now?” To which the lad replied: “Well, I was hopin’ ye hadn’t forgot the penny!”

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