A Policeman Knocked On My Door Last Night – Stupid Jokes

A policeman knocked on my door last night.
He said, “A man was badly beaten up in the pub last night, he has a fractured cheekbone, a broken nose and 2 black eyes.”
“Really?” I asked.
He said, “Yes, we think it was you.”
I said, “Well it wasn’t me, look at my face.”

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