A man approaches the circus manager and tells him about his act.
“I drink two litres of petrol, strap ten bars of dynamite around my waist, hold a grenade in each hand, climb into a cardboard box and then finally set fire to myself.”
“Wow! That’s amazing,” says the manager. “Could you please demonstrate it for me?”
The man replies, “better not, I can only do it once.”
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