A big fat woman goes to the gynaecologist for the first time. The gynaecologist explains how she has to get up on the stool and place her legs in the stirrups. With great effort, the big fat woman climbs onto the stool and spreads her legs.
The gynaecologist turns round and takes a good look.
“Could you fart, please?” he says.
“Is that part of the treatment?”
“No, it’s just to eliminate an option in my search.”