100 Best English Pick Up Lines

100 Best English Pick Up Lines


Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”

“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”

“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”

I hope you know CPR, coz you take my breath away!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you have a map? because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

“Do you have any raisins? How about a date

Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?

Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pa*s, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much a*s.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”

“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”

“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”

“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”

“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”

“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”

“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!

If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.

Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.

Is your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Are you a volcano? Because i lava you

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!

Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.

Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all day

Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.

Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.

You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.

Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas

You can’t be my first, but you can be my last

You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T

I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks

Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.







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Health Benefits of Laughter

You may have heard that laughter is the best medicine. However, have you ever thought about it or not? Well, laughing and smiling are infectious. Looking at someone and exchanging a smile can make you reciprocate naturally, despite having a rough day. While only a few people out there know the fact that laughter is good for your health. It doesn't only make you feel good but can be a good cure for the blues.

Top 10 health benefits of laughter

To bring more laughter into your life, let's have a look at the key health benefits of laughter below.

1. Tone muscles and burn calories

Healthy laughter can help in burning calories. Even more, laughter also acts as a cheat sheet when it comes to getting a toned stomach. Most importantly, laughing for 10 to 15 minutes can let you burn up to 40 calories. It means watching a 90-minute comic movie can help you to burn up to 240 calories with ease.

2. Reduce anxiety and depression

Laughter can let you relax your entire body. Even more, it can bring tons of benefits to your mental health as well. A good laughter time will not only let you have some joy, but it can also let you relive the feelings of stress, fear, and depression effectively. Laughing can also improve your mood and bring optimistic, positive feelings with ease.

3. Let you sleep sound

Is the last show you watched before sleep is from a comic genre? Then, you have higher chances of getting a peaceful sleep. It is because laughter's good bout before sleeping can reduce anxiety. It can also relax your muscles and help you to have a better sleep quality with ease. It is important after spending a long and hectic day.

4. Improve blood circulation and flow

University of Maryland researchers have found that laughter can improve your blood vessels' health. It can boost their function and cause your blood vessels to expand and dilate. This situation will play a vital role in improving your blood flow and circulation effectively. So, overall, laughter is important to maintain the best level of endothelium.

5. Boost immune system

Laughter can increase antibody-producing cells in your body. It can also enhance T-cells' effectiveness. Consequently, this will reduce the risks of getting cough and the common cold. As it can help improve the immune system, the strong immune system will ultimately keep the infections and allergies at bay. Even more, laughter can reduce negative thoughts that can impact your immune system. Due to this, a happier person is capable of fighting diseases more than others. It is because he is always in the right mind frame, and his immune system will be in a stress-free zone. Consequently, it will improve your overall health.

6. Enhanced respiration

Have you felt a sense of relief and relaxation after laughter? It is because laughing involves deep exhalation. It will, in return, lower your blood pressure and lead you to a calmer state. Like deep breathing, laughing can also offer you a cleansing effect that is beneficial for respiratory ailments.

7. Ease physical pain

Have you ever thought about how laughter can aid in easing your pain? Well, when you laugh, your muscles move. This muscle movement will expand your blood vessels and send more blood to parts of your body. Even more, the breathing rate also increases and oxygen level in your blood, therefore. So, healthy laughter is always the best way to ease pain naturally and effortlessly.

8. Improve memory recall

Scientists at the Loma Linda University have found that laughter can improve learning and memory. It can also reduce cortisol levels as well in your body. Cortisol is a stress hormone that can impact your mind and body negatively. However, laughter can counteract these effects with ease.

9. Protect your heart health

A good laugh can do wonders to improve blood circulation and flow in your body. Even more, it impacts oxygenation as well positively. Also, laughing can boost your heart rate and oxygen consumption immediately and effortlessly. Consequently, this can help in reducing cardiovascular diseases, improving heart health and respiration system.

10. Work as a stress buster.

With every laugh, your face features send a signal to the brain. This signal will help in relieving the endorphins. It will act as a pain killer, reduce stress, and make you feel happy.

Overall, laughter therapy is highly effective in enjoying various health benefits in life. Make sure to have it daily.