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Sino Ang Pumatay Kay Magellan

Host: sino ang pumatay kay magellan? ang initials nya ay LL (lapu-lapu) Contestant: lito lapid Host: cebuano sya Contestant: leto laped Host: inuulit yung pangalan nya Contestant: leto leto laped lape...

Funny Pinoy Ads And Signs

posted outside a house HOUSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED posted at a construction site BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHOLE BOG-BOG in a restaurant in cebu WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL in a supermarket FR...



Use This WORD In A Sentence

Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. *Ring, ring*.....Hello? Who SCHOOLING? Use UNO, DOSE, TRES in a sentence. UNO! DOSE TRES are on fire!!! Use CHICKEN NUT BREAD in a sentence. Aye Jun-Jun, Stop ...

What Is The National Tree Of The Philippines?

host: nagsisimula ito sa letter N (narra) contestant: niyog host: matigas ito contestant: (matigas na boses) NIYUG (niyog) host: hindi ito namumunga contestant: niyug na baug host: nakikita lang ito s...

You Can’t Fix STUPID

PJ Notes: One of those emails we get in our mailbox. We thought we share this with you. ------------- Idiotic 'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines E...

Ms Universe Views

The Setting: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion. The Finalists: Miss America Miss Spain Miss Great Britain Miss Iran Miss India Miss Philippines Question: Ms. America, how do y...

Payabangan

May tatlong magkukumpare na nagpapayabangan. PARE 1: Naaalala ko si junior ko. Napakagaling na bata. Biruin mo, sariling sikap lang na nakapag-aral sa America. Ngaun abogado na. Sa New York nagtratrab...

Mga Nagbabagang Balita

Para sa mga nagbabagang balita ... ngayon ay nasusunog na!! Dalawang kalbo , nag-sabunutan ..... Capt.Hook dumaan sa Quiapo, pinirata ..... Pala-isdaan , nasunog ..... Tahanang Walang Hagdan , inakyat...

Ngongo Sa Call Center

Ngo ngo sa Call Center: Customer: Hi can I pay bills by phone please? … Ngongo: no mroblem Ngiss (miss) , mey naym ngeb nuyr angount nummer mliss ? Customer: What did you say ? is this some ...