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Patatamaan Kita Ng Kidlat.

may isang lalaki na nag bibilyard (unang tira........di nya natamaan....) sabi nya ay gago..... (pangalawang tira......di nya tinamaan....) sabi nya SHIT!!!!! Nagalit na si God sabi nya Pag nagmura ka...

You Can’t Fix STUPID

PJ Notes: One of those emails we get in our mailbox. We thought we share this with you. ------------- Idiotic 'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines E...



Old And New ERAP Jokes

Hi All these years ERAP has been the subject of ridicule by way of the jokes written about him. I know ERAP is smart yet he has been satirized as thought he is so dumb. In a way he also spiced our l...

Old And New ERAP Jokes – Part 2

Joke #8: SAVE FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them....

Ang Bright Ng Anak Ko

Anak: Tay ang tanga naman ng mga kaklase ko aku lang nakasagut ng tanung ng titser! Tatay: Bakit anak? anu pla yung tanung ng titser mu? Anak: Ang tanung ng titser namin ay "sino walang assignment?" t...

Old And New ERAP Jokes – Part 3

Joke # 15: THE WIFE Sa isang party. Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap, 'I haven't met your wife. Where is she?' Napadaan si First Lady Loi. Sabi ni Erap, 'Oh, my wife just passed away....

Only In The Philippines

Q: Pano mo malalaman na may "tangang" pumasok sa loob ng sabungan? A: Ang dalang panabong ay "itik". Q: Pano mo malalaman na may "inutil" sa loob ng sabungan? A: Pag may pumusta sa itik! Q: E pano mo ...

Malupit Na Tanong

pinaka malupit na tanong.... "tayong dalawa na ba?" at ang pinaka mabentang sagot... "hindi, betty la fea plang" haha...

Probinsyano

probinsaynong nag papahatid sa kwarto nya sa hotel.. lalaki: oi! perkit ba probinsyano ako gantong kwarto ang ibibigay nyo sakin? akala nyo ba hindi ko alam ang hotel? babae: sir! easy lang ka...

How To Spend A Sunday Afternoon

John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborh...