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Payabangan Ng Ihi

payabangan ng ihi : sa top flor ng building hapon:1 drum na punung-puno, palakpakan mga tao ...

Thoughts To Ponder

behind the hills of difficulty lies a valley of success within a valley lies ...



Patatamaan Kita Ng Kidlat.

may isang lalaki na nag bibilyard (unang tira........di nya natamaan....) sabi nya ay gago..... (pangalawang tira......di nya tinamaan....) sabi nya SHIT!!!!! Nagalit na si God sabi nya Pag nagmura ka...

The Rich Old Lady & The Innocent Bank Manager

An old lady went to the bank to deposit her cash worth 5,000,000.00, But she ask the clerk first'' Clerk: Good morning ma'am, may i help you? Old lady: yes! please,, im going to deposit my money but i...

Malupit Na Tanong

pinaka malupit na tanong.... "tayong dalawa na ba?" at ang pinaka mabentang sagot... "hindi, betty la fea plang" haha...

Probinsyano

probinsaynong nag papahatid sa kwarto nya sa hotel.. lalaki: oi! perkit ba probinsyano ako gantong kwarto ang ibibigay nyo sakin? akala nyo ba hindi ko alam ang hotel? babae: sir! easy lang ka...

How To Spend A Sunday Afternoon

John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborh...

Pambansang Ibon Ng Pilipinas

Host: Ano ang pambansang ibon ng pilipinas? Nagsisimula ito sa letter M (maya) Contestant: manok Host: nagsisimula sa letter M at nagtatapos sa letter A Contestant: manoka Host: hindi, kulay brown ito...

Sino Ang Pumatay Kay Magellan

Host: sino ang pumatay kay magellan? ang initials nya ay LL (lapu-lapu) Contestant: lito lapid Host: cebuano sya Contestant: leto laped Host: inuulit yung pangalan nya Contestant: leto leto laped lape...

Funny Pinoy Ads And Signs

posted outside a house HOUSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED posted at a construction site BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHOLE BOG-BOG in a restaurant in cebu WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL in a supermarket FR...