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Timbucktoo Joke

It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day.When they got to heaven St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I only have room fo...

How It All Began… Joke

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broa...

You Could Feed Them A Lot Faster Joke

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would li...

Taste It Joke

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-sit...

The Blonde Nun Joke

One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her."My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatur...

Chinese Learned This Joke

Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stol...

Gravol Label Joke

I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's even called "Gravol for Children". It has dosage information for children 2 to under 6 years, and for children 6 to under 12...

The Basic Laws Of Work Joke

Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be...

Threats Used In Dysfunctional Families Joke

"Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If th...