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When God Created Canada! Joke

On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall ha...




Pessimist And A Dog Joke

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find...

Tough Mice Joke

There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot of tequilla, slams the glass on the table and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city. I'm s...

Name That Restaurant! Joke

A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie turns to Marv and says,"Ya know, we went to a new restaurant last nig...

The Lone Ranger And Tonto Joke

One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"And the ...

DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS? Joke

A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a forged check. ...

Write Your Code In C Joke

WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadl...

God And Adam Joke

It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, "Adam, come over here and sit down!". And Adam did so."Adam," spoke the Creator, "I see your countenance...

Biblical Ways Of Getting A Wife Joke

The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's y...