The Blonde At A Bar Joke
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you g...
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Tuns Of Puns! Joke
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam!"What do prisoners use to call each other?Cell phonesWhat do yo...
A Convincing Lesson Joke
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give ...
Latest Software Technology Joke
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it. ...
Public School Dangers Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Sunday, November 29, 1992An ...
Revenge Is Sweet Joke
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wi...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World! Joke
"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. Valenti...
Leprechaun Jokes
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will g...
Little Johnny Proposes Joke
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he p...
Miscellaneous Terms Joke
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some h...
