IDEAL DATE Joke
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks brea...
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Fortune Cookie…. Joke
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes. Everyone's meal today i...
Can I Take His Place? Joke
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the go...
Laws Of Life Joke
Katz's Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.Churchill's Commentary on Man:Man will occasional...
The Math Test Joke
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples. Towa...
Computer Used Too Long Joke
You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonde...
Why Are Bachelors Thin, And Married Men Fat? Joke
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men come home, check to see what's in ...
If The Rand Corporation Ran Christmas… Joke
The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know what they were. Th...
Looking For A Monkey Wrench Joke
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS Joke
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good car...
