A Sad Mourner Joke
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at...
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Top NFL Complaints Joke
Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling "heads or tails" but never ...
Virgina Girl Joke
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.'Well she got her way and she went to...
A Surgeon And An Architect Joke
A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon, "Eve was ...
A Young Boy Came Home From School And Told His Mother… Joke
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me a sissy.""What did you do?" the mother asked."I hit him with my purs...
Putting It In. Joke
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we g...
Much Improved Joke
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.The counselor asked, "Do you...
To Jump Or Not To Jump Joke
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says "I bet u he will jump." The blonde says "...
Looking To Buy A Frog? Joke
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reac...
A Trucker Who Has Been Out On The Road For Three Weeks… Joke
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to theMadam, drops down $500 and says,"I want your uglies...