Buy Me Bras! Joke
"Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." "And what is t...
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Bee Jokes 01 Joke
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?A: An animal that s...
All I Want For Cristmas… Joke
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started "Dear Santa...", he thought "No, I will go to a higher authority"...
The Golden Urinal Joke
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman."No, honey, I swear, I...
A Woman Goes To Her Doctor Who Verifies That She Is Pregnant… Joke
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a littl...
Read The Manual Please! Joke
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free ser...
Polak’s Wife Joke
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."The Pola...
Did You Pay Taxes? Joke
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carelton, we feel it is...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession Joke
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told hi...
3 Vampires In Bar Joke
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood, too." Then the third ...
