Bad News 4 Joke
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left ...
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Ways A Nerd Can Impress Joke
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your color laser printer and top-notch graphics program.9....
Fill Er Up! Joke
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant...
I’m Trying To Prove A Point Joke
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other ...
10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary Joke
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7....
One Drink Too Many! Joke
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening...
Plumbing Joke
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a ...
The Nun And The Cabby Joke
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely."Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun."Oh, It's nothing." said th...
Money For Panites. Joke
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest call...
A Strange Kind Of Robbery Joke
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies. Marshaling all his inner resource...