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The Snoring Stopper! Joke

A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon arou...

Married Men’s Magazine Joke

Did you hear about the new men's magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It's like Playboy or Penthouse magazine, except the centerfold is the same month after ...




If Men Had PMS, What Would Happen? Joke

If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disabili...

How Shit Happens Joke

How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the dark...

Here’s Little Johnny! Joke

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said...

Too Many Beers. Joke

So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had too many b...

Seen You Before? Joke

A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V....

Farm Jokes 09 Joke

Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Central bleating!How do chickens dance?Chick to chick!What do you call a...

Polish Plane Landing Joke

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out thewindshield and suddenly exclaimed to the co...