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Stupid Insults 17/31 Joke

If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he'd depressurize. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. If he ...




A Guy In A Bar Joke

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he repl...

Bartender Help Joke

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from h...

Normal Traffic Stop Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Sunday, December 13, 1992Aft...

A Gentler Way Joke

At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez, report to the office. Your brother died last night."The Chaplain, R...

140 Million Iraqis And 1 Blonde Joke

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"The barman says, "Yep, that's t...

Freudian Slip Joke

Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was e...