Attorney Questioning Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Scene: A courtroom where a w...
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Behold I Cometh! Joke
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they had taught him that if he forgot some...
Act Of Generosity Joke
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to...
Painful Puns Joke
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.To ...
Not So Wise Joke
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up with a reas...
Stupid Funny Quotes Joke
"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apo...
Great Singer Joke
From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places ...
Farmer Joke
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"Farmer: Som...
Kneesles Joke
A young couple got married and they've never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be havi...
A Wife Went In To See A Therapist And Said… Joke
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY de...
