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Iowa Crazy Law Joke

It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. A man with a moustache may neve...




More Redneck One-liners! Joke

You just might be a Redneck if:You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Aunt Betty!" Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner. You've ev...

DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS? Joke

A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a forged check. ...

A Fly In My Beer! Joke

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Justas they were about to enjoy their...

I Dont Want A Ride! Joke

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the ma...

The Ages Of Man Joke

God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you lack intellige...

Blonde In Exam Joke

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question pa...

Doctor’s Notes 8 Joke

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistl...

Saving Up Joke

This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face."What's the matter, dear?" asks...