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Small World Joke

Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didn'...

Be Bolder Joke

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd...




How About A Bridal? Joke

"We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning.""Congratulations," the desk clerk said, "how about the bridal?""No...

Roses

Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don’t worry I’ll be there too Not in a cage But laughing at you! ...

Suicide Jokes

suicide isnt a joke never act like it is. its real, its scary and its traumatic. think f your favorite person leaving you forever. that is suicide. now after you've read this you should kill yourselve...

Sea Gulls

Why do sea gulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they flew over the bay they would turn into bagels. ...

Can I Smell Something Joke

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few more drinks and a little conv...

Pirate And Lost Body Parts Joke

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman a...

A Dose Of HMO’s Own Medicine Joke

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has do...