15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians Joke
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular...
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Got A Headache Joke
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man no...
No. To Change Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: "What's a lightbulb?"A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to hold the D...
Fear Of Bombs On Planes Joke
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she ...
Why Worry? Joke
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The...
There Were Two Bulls, A Young One Named George And An Old One Named Sam… Joke
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty exci...
So This Guy Was Out On His Front Lawn Flying A Kite… Joke
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe asstable, so his...
Mind Telling Me The Time? Joke
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty...
Lawyers Abode (Cla*sic) Joke
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair. So he ho...
Don’t Look Down! Joke
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir...
