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The Three Survivors Of The Shipwreck… Joke

The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three mor...

Drivers Identity By Location Joke

How to identify where a driver is from...One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on ne...




A Problem Of Problems Joke

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The ...

Lost Far From A Home Joke

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost i...

Happy Birthday…yech! Joke

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up ...

From The Life Of The Insane Joke

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from ...

Architect Programmer Joke

If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discre...

T**icons Joke

Titicons (.)(.) tiny tits (o) (o) regular tits ( O )( O ) big tits ( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tits ( ' ) ( ' ) perky tits {.} {.} shriveled tits ( , ) ( , ) dr...