Two Friends Were Out Drinking… Joke
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartende...
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DIVIDING IN THE CEMETERY
On the outskirts of a small Texas town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and bega...
Computer Problem Report Joke
Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:____________...
Any Last Requests? Joke
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he ...
Me Drunk? Joke
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he do...
Two Blondes Are Pa*sing By A Fruit Shop When… Joke
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I sup...
Perot Corn Joke
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" The second farmer replies,...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work Joke
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was wor...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians Joke
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular...
Got A Headache Joke
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man no...
