Three Mistresses Joke
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to choose. He decides on a way to choose by giving them eac...
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Your Funeral Joke
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?". Man2 says, "I guess I'd want them...
The Knot Joke
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and...
Pythagoras Joke. Joke
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus skin.After a time t...
Bill Clinton, A Limo Driver, And A Pig Joke
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.They drove around for hours,...
Excited Preacher Joke
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side...
More Redneck One-liners! Joke
You just might be a Redneck if:You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Aunt Betty!" Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner. You've ev...
Installing A Carpet Joke
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under th...
Eye Doctor Joke
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied theJapanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Contine...
Girls Are Evil Joke
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money (*) But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (*), ...