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If The Rand Corporation Ran Christmas… Joke

The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know what they were. Th...




Looking For A Monkey Wrench Joke

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS Joke

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good car...

What A Party! Joke

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of ...

Buying Your Ticket Joke

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers bu...

Creation Of Woman Problem Joke

One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked."Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This...

Bad News… Joke

A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he ...

Will You Rember Me?? Joke

Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "K...

Software Development Process Joke

Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec t...