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The 3 Little Pigs. Joke

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie."I would like a Coke,"...

A Small Misunderstanding Joke

A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the...




A Caring Husband Joke

A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.- Anything else? - NO, thanks, - Maybe, your wife needs something ? ...

Describe Professions Joke

What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating ins...

In Good Hands? Joke

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would b...

Keep Your Seat, Please! Joke

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs ...

Things Never To Say To A Cop Joke

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from t...

Someone Died Playing Golf Joke

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry...

The Rabid Neighbor! Joke

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on a notepad.I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't...

What Marketing Is Joke

Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: "I am very good in bed". That is Direct Marketing.Y...