Clinton And Gore At Lunch! Joke
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes...
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Purchasing Mailing Lists Joke
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cr...
New Driver’s License Joke
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the ...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a b...
A Woman Goes To A Psychiatrist And Says… Joke
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," th...
At A Dentist’s Joke
Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time." Dentist: "Well, there are abo...
Pinnochio Joke
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"So he went back to his ...
Stupid Drunk Blonde Joke
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried ...
Meals On Wheels Joke
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep ...
College Girl Visits The Doctor Joke
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" as...
