She Said, “Kiss Me Doctor!” Joke
She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shoul...
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Wrinke Removal Joke
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp ma...
Visiting The Modern Art Museum, A Lady Turned… Joke
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I suppose, is one of thosehideous representations you call modern art?""...
Stupid Insults 16/31 Joke
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. -- Thaves His root file system isn't mou...
Mr. Johnson Joke
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer ([email protected]).Unfor...
Saddam HUSSEIN Of Iraq Wanted A Special… Joke
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,stressing that it should be of internationa...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE Joke
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had ice...
Punctuation Marks Joke
An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, w...
Selections From The Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test Joke
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the following...
Newest ATM Machines Joke
"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically th...