A Pizza Was Waiting In The Stomach To Be Digested… Joke
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two minutes lateranother wh...
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The Darwin Awards Joke
The long awaited 1999 Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards have been released! These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who throug...
White Hoose Joke
I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National To...
Quote And Counter-quote. Joke
Woman's Quote of the Day:"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into som...
Let Me Through! Joke
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a cle...
Osama Cave Memo Joke
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours, but we've really come together as a group, and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting...
Polak Meets Priest Joke
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?"The priest laughed...
A Small Boy Was Lost At A Large Shopping Mall… Joke
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "...
Blonde And The Coke Machine Joke
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out...
Solving A Dispute Joke
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It?s my n...
