One For The Volunteers Joke
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin...
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Wittle Wabbit Joke
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, ...
A Group Of Third, Fourth And Fifth Graders… Joke
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and th...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn Joke
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats. Stops frequently to nap insid...
Timberland. Joke
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highe...
Auto Light Joke
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson?"Mr. Johnson replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But y...
Gates Vs GM Joke
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the ...
GOD’s New Commandment! Joke
NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton...
Murphy’s Laws (5) Joke
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free cheese is always in a ...
Rules For Hunting Lawyers Joke
1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as ba...