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She Said, “Kiss Me Doctor!” Joke

She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shoul...

Wrinke Removal Joke

An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp ma...




Stupid Insults 16/31 Joke

His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. -- Thaves His root file system isn't mou...

Mr. Johnson Joke

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer ([email protected]).Unfor...

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE Joke

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had ice...

Punctuation Marks Joke

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, w...

Newest ATM Machines Joke

"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically th...