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Bank Teller Joke

Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account". "Please sir", she replies, "we can't ...




Soldiers In Heaven Joke

Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you ask?""There are so many soldiers wi...

How To Cut Off A Blonde’s Ears: Joke

To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying...

Doctor’s Notes 6 Joke

I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the p...

Killed Your Rooster! Joke

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers...

Give 100% At Work Joke

Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on FridaysAnd remember .......When you're having a really bad day and it see...

The Story Of A Very Short Man Joke

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One...

Most Religious Joke

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim. Sud...

Insult Collection #3 Joke

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker. People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I kn...