On a train from London to Manchester an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stiff. You set yourself apart too much. You think your sti...
My son started secondary school today, but he was worried when he heard the older kids flush the new starters heads down the toilet.
I said, "Don't take any notice son, that doesn't happen any more."
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These Boy-bands seem to love their fathers.
Boyzone covered "Father and Son" as a tribute to their Dads...
Westlife performed alongside their Dads on ITV...
And now The Wanted have released a song tha...
I was driving along a dark road, then I looked in my rear view mirror and saw the figure of a man.
I immediately stopped the car and got out as quick as I could.
Then a few moments later I returned to...
While working as an airline customer-service agent, I got a call from a woman who wanted to know if she could take her dog on board.
I told her the dog was welcome, as long as she paid a 50 charge and...
Not a joke, just a quote from facebook on a "I love my Duvet" group.
Group: If your bed could talk what secrets would it tell?
Reply: I have no idea because I wouldn't be able to understand it ... My...
Just as I was about to expose myself to the approaching female, I felt a terrible pain in my chest.
As I slumped to the floor, a load of past episodes from my life played themselves out in front of my...
I turned up late for work yesterday.
"What time do you call this?" My boss screamed.
"I'm here now aren't I?," I replied. "I got stuck in traffic."
"You live down the road," he shouted. "And we fini...
I remember my girlfriend looking up at me, as I stuck it in for the first time; pumping away, trying not to get too excited while a man watched us through a window.
Filling up fuel for the first time ...
My friend, Jean, decided to arrange a get together for all of the other Jeans in town, considering it was a fairly unusual name. She planned it for weeks and weeks, sending out invites and such, and s...
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