The Rich Old Lady & The Innocent Bank Manager

The Rich Old Lady & The Innocent Bank Manager


An old lady went to the bank to deposit her cash worth 5,000,000.00, But she ask the clerk first”
Clerk: Good morning ma’am, may i help you?
Old lady: yes! please,, im going to deposit my money but i want to have a conversation first to your manager because of big cash im going to transact on your bank worth 5million
Clerk:oH!! thats a big deal ma’am,, of course, ill lead you to our manager,..
Then so, the old lady went to the managers office & they talk about her cash to deposit,.
Manager: So madam, you are going to deposit the money you bring in our bank, were so lucky you choose us,
old lady: actually, i have a lot of bank accounts, lots of money & what i am depositing to you are just about 3% of my whole earnings everyday,,
Manager: oooHHH!! (wondering) thats a lot of money, i mean what kind of job you have? to get all of these???
old lady: by G******G!
Manager: g******g?? but how?
old lady: ok,, ill give you an example
Manager: OK then,, ill listen
old lady: I’ll bet 10million, that you have a pair of square shaped balls!!!!
Manager: huh?? (shocked) you mean the balls of my (*(* ? you must be kiddin me??
old lady: no,, i am serious,,
Manager: ok then, ill show them to you & i will get your 5million
old lady: yes, but not too fast, you will show them to me & i’ll check them by TOUCHING with my witness (a Lawyer) to ensure that everything is legal tommorrow morning,
Manager:oh sure, tomorrow is no problem (smiling)
The manager was sure of that his balls are not square in shape,
well he’s probably right,, there were no balls other than oblique or rounded in shape”’ & this is what happen the next day
old lady: mr, manager,, im am now with my lawyer, you can show your balls now,, dont worry, im am not interested on your pennis,,, balls only.
Manager: ok,, here they are (showing his balls)
The old lady then check the manager’s balls with her hands, holding them, they were round in shape
Manager: i think you lose old lady,, can i now get my 5million bucks?
old lady: oh well, you win
Manager: hahahahhahaha!!!
The manager was so overwhelming happy because of the easy money,
Suddenly, The lawyer was hammering his head on the wall several times while the old lady was holding the manager’s balls
wHY???
because the old lady has also a deal with the lawyer last two days ago (a day before the deal w/ the bank manager) the SHE CAN HOLD/TOUCH THE BANK MANAGER’s BALLS for a bet of 100,000,000.00 (100million bucks)







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  1. Frulovenika April 19, 2017

Health Benefits of Laughter

You may have heard that laughter is the best medicine. However, have you ever thought about it or not? Well, laughing and smiling are infectious. Looking at someone and exchanging a smile can make you reciprocate naturally, despite having a rough day. While only a few people out there know the fact that laughter is good for your health. It doesn't only make you feel good but can be a good cure for the blues.

Top 10 health benefits of laughter

To bring more laughter into your life, let's have a look at the key health benefits of laughter below.

1. Tone muscles and burn calories

Healthy laughter can help in burning calories. Even more, laughter also acts as a cheat sheet when it comes to getting a toned stomach. Most importantly, laughing for 10 to 15 minutes can let you burn up to 40 calories. It means watching a 90-minute comic movie can help you to burn up to 240 calories with ease.

2. Reduce anxiety and depression

Laughter can let you relax your entire body. Even more, it can bring tons of benefits to your mental health as well. A good laughter time will not only let you have some joy, but it can also let you relive the feelings of stress, fear, and depression effectively. Laughing can also improve your mood and bring optimistic, positive feelings with ease.

3. Let you sleep sound

Is the last show you watched before sleep is from a comic genre? Then, you have higher chances of getting a peaceful sleep. It is because laughter's good bout before sleeping can reduce anxiety. It can also relax your muscles and help you to have a better sleep quality with ease. It is important after spending a long and hectic day.

4. Improve blood circulation and flow

University of Maryland researchers have found that laughter can improve your blood vessels' health. It can boost their function and cause your blood vessels to expand and dilate. This situation will play a vital role in improving your blood flow and circulation effectively. So, overall, laughter is important to maintain the best level of endothelium.

5. Boost immune system

Laughter can increase antibody-producing cells in your body. It can also enhance T-cells' effectiveness. Consequently, this will reduce the risks of getting cough and the common cold. As it can help improve the immune system, the strong immune system will ultimately keep the infections and allergies at bay. Even more, laughter can reduce negative thoughts that can impact your immune system. Due to this, a happier person is capable of fighting diseases more than others. It is because he is always in the right mind frame, and his immune system will be in a stress-free zone. Consequently, it will improve your overall health.

6. Enhanced respiration

Have you felt a sense of relief and relaxation after laughter? It is because laughing involves deep exhalation. It will, in return, lower your blood pressure and lead you to a calmer state. Like deep breathing, laughing can also offer you a cleansing effect that is beneficial for respiratory ailments.

7. Ease physical pain

Have you ever thought about how laughter can aid in easing your pain? Well, when you laugh, your muscles move. This muscle movement will expand your blood vessels and send more blood to parts of your body. Even more, the breathing rate also increases and oxygen level in your blood, therefore. So, healthy laughter is always the best way to ease pain naturally and effortlessly.

8. Improve memory recall

Scientists at the Loma Linda University have found that laughter can improve learning and memory. It can also reduce cortisol levels as well in your body. Cortisol is a stress hormone that can impact your mind and body negatively. However, laughter can counteract these effects with ease.

9. Protect your heart health

A good laugh can do wonders to improve blood circulation and flow in your body. Even more, it impacts oxygenation as well positively. Also, laughing can boost your heart rate and oxygen consumption immediately and effortlessly. Consequently, this can help in reducing cardiovascular diseases, improving heart health and respiration system.

10. Work as a stress buster.

With every laugh, your face features send a signal to the brain. This signal will help in relieving the endorphins. It will act as a pain killer, reduce stress, and make you feel happy.

Overall, laughter therapy is highly effective in enjoying various health benefits in life. Make sure to have it daily.