Professional Disease

A policeman complains to the doctor:
“I get home after work and kiss my wife. But her forehead always starts to bleed. What’s wrong with her?”
“Oh, that is a very common case,” the doctor says. “Many of your collegues have seen me with the same problem. All you have to do is to take off your police cap before you kiss your wife.”
“That’s just nice, doctor! Next thing you might want me to take my whistle out of my mouth before kissing, too.”

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