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You may have heard that laughter is the best medicine. However, have you ever thought about it or not? Well, laughing and smiling are infectious. Looking at someone and exchanging a smile can make you reciprocate naturally, despite having a rough day. While only a few people out there know the fact that laughter is good for your health. It doesn't only make you feel good but can be a good cure for the blues.
To bring more laughter into your life, let's have a look at the key health benefits of laughter below.
1. Tone muscles and burn caloriesHealthy laughter can help in burning calories. Even more, laughter also acts as a cheat sheet when it comes to getting a toned stomach. Most importantly, laughing for 10 to 15 minutes can let you burn up to 40 calories. It means watching a 90-minute comic movie can help you to burn up to 240 calories with ease.
2. Reduce anxiety and depressionLaughter can let you relax your entire body. Even more, it can bring tons of benefits to your mental health as well. A good laughter time will not only let you have some joy, but it can also let you relive the feelings of stress, fear, and depression effectively. Laughing can also improve your mood and bring optimistic, positive feelings with ease.
3. Let you sleep soundIs the last show you watched before sleep is from a comic genre? Then, you have higher chances of getting a peaceful sleep. It is because laughter's good bout before sleeping can reduce anxiety. It can also relax your muscles and help you to have a better sleep quality with ease. It is important after spending a long and hectic day.
4. Improve blood circulation and flowUniversity of Maryland researchers have found that laughter can improve your blood vessels' health. It can boost their function and cause your blood vessels to expand and dilate. This situation will play a vital role in improving your blood flow and circulation effectively. So, overall, laughter is important to maintain the best level of endothelium.
5. Boost immune systemLaughter can increase antibody-producing cells in your body. It can also enhance T-cells' effectiveness. Consequently, this will reduce the risks of getting cough and the common cold. As it can help improve the immune system, the strong immune system will ultimately keep the infections and allergies at bay. Even more, laughter can reduce negative thoughts that can impact your immune system. Due to this, a happier person is capable of fighting diseases more than others. It is because he is always in the right mind frame, and his immune system will be in a stress-free zone. Consequently, it will improve your overall health.
6. Enhanced respirationHave you felt a sense of relief and relaxation after laughter? It is because laughing involves deep exhalation. It will, in return, lower your blood pressure and lead you to a calmer state. Like deep breathing, laughing can also offer you a cleansing effect that is beneficial for respiratory ailments.
7. Ease physical painHave you ever thought about how laughter can aid in easing your pain? Well, when you laugh, your muscles move. This muscle movement will expand your blood vessels and send more blood to parts of your body. Even more, the breathing rate also increases and oxygen level in your blood, therefore. So, healthy laughter is always the best way to ease pain naturally and effortlessly.
8. Improve memory recallScientists at the Loma Linda University have found that laughter can improve learning and memory. It can also reduce cortisol levels as well in your body. Cortisol is a stress hormone that can impact your mind and body negatively. However, laughter can counteract these effects with ease.
9. Protect your heart healthA good laugh can do wonders to improve blood circulation and flow in your body. Even more, it impacts oxygenation as well positively. Also, laughing can boost your heart rate and oxygen consumption immediately and effortlessly. Consequently, this can help in reducing cardiovascular diseases, improving heart health and respiration system.
10. Work as a stress buster.With every laugh, your face features send a signal to the brain. This signal will help in relieving the endorphins. It will act as a pain killer, reduce stress, and make you feel happy.
Overall, laughter therapy is highly effective in enjoying various health benefits in life. Make sure to have it daily.
Sapatos ka ba {bkit??} kasi muka kang paa
Me:Kung sa aso ang gumagapang ay pulgas,at sa buhok naman ay kuto,ano naman sa kabayo
You:garapata
Answer:plantsa
Yung board na kabayo gamit plantsahan
Hahahahhahha
Bakit sa English, ang araw sa mahal na araw naging isang linggo – naging Holy WEEK?
Anong pinag kaiba sayo ni dr. Jose Rizal
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sya tinaman sa likod ako tinamaan sayo
Matalino kaba?
bakit?
pwede friends tayo
Boy : Is your legs tired?
Girl : Why?
Boy : *Mumbles* because youve been running to my mind all day long *blushes*
joker ka ba?
bakit?
di ka nakakatawa eh
Pagkain kaba?
Bakit?
Gusto kasi kita tikman!!!
Ketchup Kaba ?
Bakit?
Kailangan ka Kasi ng hotdog ko eh.
Shot gun ka ba??
Bkit??
Kasi anlakas ng putok mo ehh
Plastick kaba baket? Plastick kananga sipsip kap
Dapat : Straw ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi plastik ka na nga sipsip ka pa
Ano tawag sa mga nagbabasa neto?
UTO UTO ?
ang gagaling naman nilang gumawa ng jokes hahahaha
May probinsyano na nagpunta sa siyudad. Nakarating siya ng gabi noon at nag pahinga sa park. Natuwa siya nang mapagmasdan ang nakahelerang poste ng mga Ilaw. “Wow! Buti pa dito may ganito samantalang sa amin, alitaptap lang meron!”, bulalas niya sa sarili. Inumpisahan niyang bilangin ang mga poste ngunit natigilan siya ng makita ang grupo ng mga kalalakihan. “Hoy ! “, sigaw ng mga ito sa kaniya. “Bakit?”, tanong naman niya. Lumapit ang mga ito sa kaniya.
“Probinsiyano ka ano? “, tanong nila. “Sa pananamit mo kasing baduy , halatang-halata! Hahaha!”, patuloy nila. “Oo, eh ano masama don? Ako walang ginagawa sa inyo at ako nagbibilang lang ng mga poste ng ilaw. Hindi away pinunta ko dito.”, saad naman niya sa mga ito. ” Alam mo ba na sa bawat poste ng ilaw na bibilangin mo eh katumbas ay sampung piso? At pag di mo sinabi ang totoong bilang na nabilang mo at kapag di mo binayaran , eh bubugbugin ka namin!, paliwanag at pananakot Nila sa kaniya. ” tatlo palang nabibilang ko, oh ito ang trenta!”, sabay abot niya sa 30 pesos sa grupo. Pagkakuha ng grupo sa inabot niyang pera ay umalis na ang mga ito.
“Hahahaaha!”, tawa niya. “Tanga ng mga iyon!”, dugtong pa niya. ” 59 na poste na nabilang ko eh, naniwalang tatlo palang nabilang ko, bwahahaha!
tanga ka talga
ikaw ang tanga….bat di po alam?????….bukod sa tanga…bobo kapa
hahhaaaha lols
abnormal
Hahaha thes is funny and beautiful joke
Wrong spelling sa this
nakatawa
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t*e p**aaa
f**k u baby vovo weak
Sino ang kapatid ni Mulan??
Sino??
Maraw, Mambon, Magyo…
g**o kayong lahat mga ulol. marcos pa rin mga ulol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pak****t naman diyan sa mga seksing babae
bay ka ba ?
Actually hindi
Anong taling lumalaki
Ano?
Edi yung malaking taling
panget kaba? bkt ? obuse ba
gwapo ko.. 😀
Elepante ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi yang tenga mo ang laki eh?
gwapo ko.. 😀
anong tawag sa tsunami na maliit?
tsunano.
aanhin Ang Gabi Kung Pangit Ang katabi?
Aanhin ang Damo Kung patay na Ang kabayo??
Ano ang pusa Ang nag gugupit ?
$agot : edi cat ?
Anong tinapay Ang Hindi nakakain sa gitna ?
$agot : Edi DONUT ??
Anong hayop Ang Hindi Sigurado ?
$agot : Edi BAKA ?
Anong hayop Ang pinakapangit ?
$agot : IKAW ??
gusto ko may nakakatawa na jokes filipino
Ang Barko Nila Bongi At Pari Sabeh ng Pare Lord Luwasa Kami At sabeh Ne Bongi Lord Olodi
HAHAHAHAH
WTF!! Well That`s Funny
nag mahal ako ng pak na pak tapos genanern ganern mo langn ako HAHAAH HANEP
Q: Panget ka ba?
A: Bakit?
Q: halata eh 😀
tang ina mo
May natutunan naman ako..hahahaha
Ay pashnea
PASHNEA ?
Sheda
Jsnjwjsvekw
fffvv
hahaha!… tange
Hahaha health
Hehehehhehhehe
Hahaha Hshahhhshshhs
Hahaha have
basic
ganda ko
Nigga*s
MANGGA kaba?
Bakit.?
kasi ang gusto kung pagmamahal ay yung MANGGAgaling sayo..
hehehe..
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luma na yan
Baliw ka ba.?
Bakit.?
Wala tinatanong lang para ka kasi yung salita ng salita mag isa na babae
Ha.? Ako yun eh
Ay.! Sorry
Maganda
hahaha it so fanny yey
ang ganda i need more.
hhaaaa
NFA rice kana kasi welling akung pumila mapasagot lang kita ahahaha 🙂
Chaaar,..hahaha
Hellow guys
@ko nLang ang sfeguard ng buhay moh………
haha kaba?
kasi hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahha rin kita!
Panget kaba…??
Bket…
I hindi mo alam…hahahaha…..
Hithit pa dre
hay naku .. safeguard nalang mamahalin ko para iwas sakit
mahal mo ba ako?
bkit!
para kcing tuwing magkasama tyu iba kausap mo,kya tanung ko lng kung mahal mo pa ako?……..
Mag impaki ka…
bakit?
Punta tayo home for the ages kasi gusto kong tumanda kasama ka.
ohrayt…
ang ganda..:)
Baril ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi gusto kong paputukan kita…
Pogi kaba ?
Bakit?
EDIWOW !!
Nonsense 🙁
Asin kaba?bkit? A like u alat..
wa sa hehehje
hahahahha that is good
lapa yan pick up line ito pkinggan mo lado kaba bakit halata e
safeguard ka ba ?
bkt ?
germs kasi ako at 99.9 percent akong patay na patay sayo!
ligaw na bala ka ba?
bakit?
kasi sa iba ka nakalaan ako ang tinamaan…boom panes
haha AKO PICK UP LINES PARA SAYO TO MAURIZE ANONG LUAN:: BLOOD TYPE MO??
MAURIZE:: AHH BLOOD TYPE A BKT??
LUAN:: AKO BLOOD TYPE U LIKE MO O ADD MO AKO HAHA
abno kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahahaha……….
what da f…..k! not even funny at all!
g**o ka ba?
bkt?
halata eh….
Tornilyo ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi habang umiikot ka sa 'king ulo bumabaon ka ditto sa 'king puso.
hahahaha
kutsara ka ba?
bakit?
sa tuwing papalapit kana kasi.
NAPAPANGANGA na ako, eh.