50 BOBO

50 BOBO


Sa isang section may 50 bobo, syempre kahit lahat ay bobo di natin maaalis ang natatangi. Si Pedro ang matalino sa lahat ng 50 bobo. Pero bobo pa din J
First day of cla*s: –
Teacher (T) – Good morning cla*s!!
Cla*s(C) – Good morning man
T- Our lesson for today is Science. What is Science?
Dahil nga mga bobo mahirap para sa kanila ang tanong kaya lahat kamot ulo, so dahil si Pedro lang ang inaasahan sa klase.
P- Mam?..Science?is?our subject for today.
T- Ok?.Pedro, give me an example of animal
Kahit bobo meron naman syang alam na animal which is a DOG.
P- DOG, Mam?mabilis na sagot ni Pedro
T- Very Good!! Another animal
P- Another DOG Mam
Sa isip isip ng Teacher tama nga naman DOG and another DOG magkaiba nga.
T- Used 2 DOGS in a sentence
Medyo nag isip si Pedro, ng biglang may naalala sya.
P- Yesterday I saw a DOG
T- Bakit 1 DOG lang I said 2 DOGS
P- Let me finish Mam. Yesterday I saw a DOG, connected with another DOG.
T- Your sentence is good but I cannot see the point.
Mabilis na sumagot si Pedro
P- Of course Mam you cannot see the point because the point is inside. Let them finish and you will see the point.
Krrrrrngggggg?RECESS TIME
After ng recess nakatulog si Pedro ng dumating ang Teacher sa English
T- Cla*s, what can you say about our weather for today?
C- I don?t know Mam
Nakita ng Teacher si Pedro at galit na tinawag
T- PEDROOO!! Stand up!!
Kamot ulo si Pedro
T- ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
P- Mam? Can you please repeat your question? Nagmamakaawang tanong ni Pedro
T- I DON?T WANT TO REPEAT MY QUESTION!!!! Answer my question!!!
Kahit naman sino pag dia lam ang tanong at pilit pinasasagot manghuhula na lang
P- Sentence is compose of subject and predicate. Mahinang sagot ni Pedro
T- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! CAN YOU REPEAT IT!!!
Napikon na si Pedro dahil napapahiya sya sa klase. At pasigaw nyang sinabi.
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P- MAM!!! YOU DON?T WANT TO REPEAT YOUR QUESTION, I DON?T WANT TO REPEAT MY ANSWER TOO!!! QUITS LANG TAYO, ANO AKO BALE!!!
T- Can you translate this sentence to tagalong>>> During the war, many people enters the battle.
P- Noong panahon ng gyera, maraming tao ang pumasok sa BOTE. (BOTTLE)
Natapos na ang klase, at may nag aaway na 2 estudyanteng monitor ng makita ng Teacher.
T- Bakit kayo nag aaway!!
B1- Mam kasi po sya pinalo nya ako ng SWEEP the floor (WALIS).
B2- Pano di ko sya papaluin eh binato nya po ako ng SCRUB the floor (BUNOT)
T- Tumigil na kayo!! Pag di kayo tumigil itatali ko kayo sa flag ceremony, nyahahahaha pati teacher nabobo na flag POLE nagging flag ceremony!!







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