Yesterday was my first day working on a construction site, and being the new guy I felt pretty sure that as a prank, someone would send me to fetch something that didn’t actually exist, you know, like ‘striped paint’ or something like that.
Sure enough, someone ran up to me telling me to get an ‘Air Ambulance’.
I thought “Yeah right! Like I’m falling for that one!”
I’m now unemployed again and due in court next week.