When getting into a fight in a pub, don’t concern yourself with ungentlemanly fisticuffs. First shout something innocuous at your opponent, to grab the pub’s attention.
Then calmly walk to the door. There, turn around and in your loudest voice yell,
“At least I’m not a paedophile.”
The seed planted into everyone’s mind will do more long term damage than any punch could ever do.
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