Ways A Nerd Can Impress Joke

Ways A Nerd Can Impress Joke


Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your color laser printer and top-notch graphics program.9. Spend an evening playing floppy disks backward, listening for the secret messages about Satan.8. Invite her back to your place to show her the etchings on your Newton MessagePad.7. Let the lady go first when you reach the virtual reality escalator.6. Serenade her with your MIDI-compatible drum pads.5. Have your dinner illuminated by the soft glow of an active-matrix LCD panel.4. If you’re getting serious, consider a set of “his ‘n’ her” system unit keys.3. Drive her crazy by murmuring tender love words with the help of a French-speaking voice synthesizer.2. Never type on your date’s laptop computer without permission, particularly if the system is on her lap.1. When things get tough, simply ask yourself, “What would Bill Gates do in a situation like this?

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