A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she’s crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend.”As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long”!The boyfriend stood up from his stool and takes off his jacket.”He also said he wants to screw me all night long”!! By this time the boyfriend is furious and starts walking to the pool table.”He said he wants to drink beer from my p***y all night”!!! The boyfriend stops, turns around, sits back up on his stool and grabs his beer.His girlfriend is stunned, and asks why he wasn’t doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.The boyfriend says “I’m sorry Honey, – but I’m not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer”!
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