The wife poured coffee all over me at the breakfast table this morning. I don’t enjoy confrontation so I just ignored her.
Then at work my secretary poured her piping hot tea on my head! Again, to avoid confrontation I ignored her.
The last straw was when I went round to my mum’s place as she was ill, and she poured lemsip straight onto me.
Honestly, woman take me for a right mug.