The wife and I have just had a baby, I heard her talking to her friend today in the Lounge.
She said,”Last night, he got up at 12am as he wanted some food and then he was up again at 2am because he had wet himself. Next thing you know at 4am he is up crying his eyes out! I must have got 30 minutes sleep and through all that, the baby didn’t get up once.”
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