The police were at the door, “Can we have a quiet word Mr Smith, we’ve information about a paedophile operating down your street?”
“Information?” I replied.
“Yes, we think the best view of it will be from your bedroom window.”
So shutting the door I winked, “You fellas are too kind, thanks for the tip!
I’ll have my tissues handy for later.”
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