The Mort**ian Arrived At The Mortuary One Morning… Joke

The Mort**ian Arrived At The Mortuary One Morning… Joke


The Mort**ian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his a*sistant.”Anything interesting happen over-night”, asked the mort**ian.”Yes”, replied the a*sistant, “The most gorgeous 18 year-oldblond came in last night. Dead of course””What was the cause of death”, enquired the mort**ion.”I’m not sure”,replied the a*sistant. “But she’s got a Prawnstuck up her c**t!””Are you sure?”, said the Mort**ian.”Yes, come and have a look for yourself” ,said the a*sistantopening the body bag.The mort**ian closely examined the beautifuly trimmed snatch.”That’s not a prawn you stupid wanker”, he responded, “That’sher c******s””Are you sure?”, said the a*sisitant,”‘Cuz it certainly tasted like a prawn”.

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