The Ages Of Man Joke

The Ages Of Man Joke

God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years. The mule answered: ‘To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20.’ And it was so.Then God created the dog, and told him, ‘you will hold vigilanceover the dwellings of Man, to him you will be his greatest companion. Youwill eat his table scraps and live for 25 years.’And the dog responded, ‘Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is too much.Please, no more than 10 years.’ And it was so. God then created the monkey, and told him, ‘You are Monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny,and you shall live for 20 years.’And the monkey responded, ‘Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of theworld is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years.’ And it was so.Finally, God created Man and told him, ‘You are Man, the only rationalbeing that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to havemastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth andlive for 20 years.And the man responded, ‘Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is toolittle. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15 yearsthe dog refused, and the ten years the monkey rejected.’ And it was so.And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house andeating the leftovers after they empty the pantry then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like a clown to amuse his grandchildren.

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