I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs? I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives? Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us? This looks like a good spot for a nap. Hey — no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place? If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering? If that really was the can opener, I’ll play finicky just to let THEM know who’s boss!
Tag: Miscellaneous Jokes