Star Wars Ode To Y.O.D.A. Joke

Star Wars Ode To Y.O.D.A. Joke


Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker). YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I saidYOUNG MAN, now it’s muddy and brown. I saidYOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, ’cause I*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*YOUNG MAN, There’s no need to feel fear. I amWONDERIN’, tell me why are you here? How youGROWIN’, from this food on the plate, I say*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*You must be here to see Y. O. D. AYou must be here to see Y. O. D. A. He’s 900 years old!He’s so strong in the Force!Do your Jedi Diploma course!You must be here to see Y. O. D. AYou must be here to see Y. O. D. ACome and get yourself clean!Come and have a good meal!Pretty soon now, the Force you’ll feel!YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, intoSOMETHIN’ brown that smells like a sty, and thisTIN CAN started swimming and then, he got*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He isCOMIN’, master Yoda not far. I’ll beHAVIN’ this bright thing that ain’t hot. It is*MINE* *OR* *I’LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*You must be here to see Y. O. D. AYou must be here to see Y. O. D. A. He’s 900 years old!He’s so strong in the Force!Do your Jedi Diploma course!You must be here to see Y. O. D. AYou must be here to see Y. O. D. ADon’t just stand in the rain!You’re all covered with mud!come and sample my homemade crud!OLD BEN, Are you listenin’ to me? I can’tTRAIN HIM, he’s so reckless you see! Like hisOLD MAN, he’s so angry but brave! Betcha*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or beGOING, off to save all your friends? To beTRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU’RE* *A* *JERK*You gotta stay here with Y. O. D. AYou gotta stay here with Y. O. D. AYou should stay here and train!You don’t have to save Han!If you do so, you’ll lose your hand!You gotta stay here with Y. O. D. A. (repeat and fade).

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