Santa And The Blonde! Joke

Santa And The Blonde! Joke


One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks “Santa, will you stay with me?”Santa says, “Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y’know!”She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks “Santa, now will you stay with me?”Santa says, “Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y’know!”She takes off everything and asks “Santa, now will you stay with me?”Santa replies “Hey Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay!I can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”

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