Read this joke by jcfc
If ever there is such thing as irony, it’s here.
I went into one of those Arab shops that are never closed the other day and bought a Lucozade for 89p, with a tenner. The shopwoman, veiled and all, just looked me straight in the eye and said, “Here’s nine-eleven, have a nice day.”
But surely if you paid with a tenner, she would have said “Here’s eight-eleven”.