Paddy and his wife are distraught that there dog has gone missing. After a week his wife, becoming more and more upset, tells Paddy to place a message in the local newspaper, hoping that someone may have spotted him.
When Paddy return from his duty, his wife asks; “Well, have you done it?”.
“Yes” replies Paddy.
“Good. What did you put”, says his wife.
“Here boy”, Paddy replies.