Our Sickipedia which art online,
shallow be thy name.
Thy sickos come,
thy will be done, at home as it is online.
Give us this day our daily library gag.
And forgive us our duplicates, as we forgive them that duplicate against us.
And lead us not into statistics,
but deliver us from burial.
For thine is the domain, the power tool, and the glory hole, for ever and ever. Amen.