One Day, A Smartie And A Polo Were Having A Drink In The Pub… Joke

One Day, A Smartie And A Polo Were Having A Drink In The Pub… Joke


One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.?F**k me? shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table.?What the f**k are you doing that for?? says Smartie.?That humbug always gives me a right good kicking whenever I seehim, so I?m hiding from him? says Polo.?You should stand up to him? says Smartie. ?He?ll respect you moreif you do?Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a right slap.?F**k off you stripy wanker, or I?ll knock the f*****g shit out ofyou? says Polo.?Hey, no problem man, can I buy you a drink? says Humbug.?Told you so? says Smartie.The next night Polo and Smartie are sitting in the pub again, when inwalks Humbug with his mate, Tune.?F**k me? shouts Polo again diving under the table.?What the f**k are you doing that for again? says Smartie.?I know you said stand up to bullies, but thats Tune? says Polo.?So what?? says Smartie.?He?s f*****g menthol? says Polo.sent by Steve Butler

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