My wife said, “What will I tell my boss for not going to work, I can’t just say it’s because I was cooking a roast all day.”
“How about Diarrhoea?” I said.
“No way!” she laughed.
“Okay,” I replied, “but if a girl phoned me saying she was cooking diarrhoea, I would think she needed the time off.”
Topic of Interest: just for laugh pinoy