My mum just came in from work while I was babysitting my brother.
I said, “Mum, Billy’s just died.”
She went into a mad panic and broke down in tears, “Tell me it isn’t true,” she cried.
I said, “Yeah I was only joking.”
“Thank god, oh thank you god,” she sobbed.
I said, “Yeah, he died this morning.”
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