My Missus Stubbed Her Toe So I Carried Her Into The Hospital – Wordplay Jokes

My Missus Stubbed Her Toe So I Carried Her Into The Hospital – Wordplay Jokes

My missus stubbed her toe so I carried her into the hospital.
I asked, “How bad is it doc?”
He said, “Your going to have to put her down.”
I said, “Oh dear, did you hear that Sheila? We’re going to have to put you down.”







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