My friend started throwing other people’s bags around in the lobby
I said ‘why you doing that?’
he replied ‘because other people do it.’
It was at that point I whipped out the cliche, and said, ‘if those people jumped off a cliff, would you?’ thinking he had no response.
Alas, he replied with a grin on his face, ‘yeah- my fall would be padded from all of the others on the ground!’