Man walks into the doctors complaining of terrible headaches for which he has found no cure. He asks the doctor for help. The Doctor tells him that he too used to suffer from nasty and long term headaches but he had been cured by placing his head between his wife’s thighs twice a week.
The man says he would try that and makes an appointment to check progress in a months time.
Along comes the second appointment and the man and the Doctor get chatting, “So how are are you headaches?” says the Doctor. “Just fine, all gone,” says the man. “Oh and by the way, you have a lovely house Doctor.”