Jewish Dog Does Tricks Joke

Jewish Dog Does Tricks Joke


A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to him and says, “Pardon me, this is a House of Worship, you can’t bring your dog in here.””What do you mean,” says the man, “this is a Jewish dog. Look.”And the shammas looks carefully and sees that in the same way that a St. Bernard carries a brandy barrel round its neck this dog has a tallis bag round its neck.”Rover,” says the man, “daven!”.”Woof!” says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a kipa and puts it on his head.”Woof!” says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a tallis and puts it round his neck.”Woof!” says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a siddur and starts to daven.”That’s fantastic,” says the shammas, “absolutely amazing, incredible! You should take him to Hollywood, get him on television, get him in the movies, you could make a million dollars off of him!!””You speak to him,” says the man, “He wants to be a doctor.”

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