It Was The First Day Of School And The Teacher Was… – Family Jokes

It was the first day of school and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family.
“And what does your Daddy do?”
“He’s a magician.”
“That must be exciting” What tricks can he do?”
“He can saw people in half.”
“That is clever. And, tell me, do you have any brothers or sisters?”
“Yes, one half-brother and two-half sisters.”

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