I was talking to a woman in the pub last night when we suddenly got onto the subject of kids taking drugs.
“It’s disgusting” I said. “Look at the young lad sitting down at the table next to us” I whispered,”He doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going. His eyes are all over the place, he’s even foaming at the mouth. That’s definitely a reaction to a dodgy ecstasy tablet.”
“That’s my son” she said, “He’s got Cerebral Palsy.”
“Well he should probably leave the drugs alone then.”