I Was On A Date With A Bird I Met Outside The Supermarket – Homeless Jokes

I was on a date with a bird I met outside the supermarket.
I confided, “I have to admit, I’ve spent a small amount of time inside.”
“Oh my god!” she shrieked. “You’ve been to prison?”
I said, “No, I’m homeless.”

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