I was driving my HGV on a motorway slip road and trying to beat the traffic lights on the roundabout at the end. Anyway I was going too fast as I got to the roundabout, I tried my best to correct it but to no avail. The whole wagon went over on it’s side.
Luckily no one was hurt and when the police finally arrived the young copper looked at my capsized truck and said “Well… Fallen over has it?”
I replied “No officer, it does it all the time, it just wants a belly rub.”.