I was driving along the beach on my first day as a beach safety officer, when I saw a little girl holding a wire. She was thrashing about with a contorted look of pain on her face.
Fearing she was being electrocuted, I got a shovel form my 4×4 and hit her with it. Thankfully she let go of the wire.
I don’t care if people were screaming at me that it was a kite flying contest for the mentally handicapped, a little girl could have died here!