I Was Changing My Baby Daughter’S Nappy This Morni… – Stupid Jokes

I was changing my baby daughter’s nappy this morning when I noticed she had diarrhoea.
I said to my wife, “She’s got diarrhoea and there’s a few bits of sweetcorn in it.”
She said, “It’s probably her teeth.”
I said, “No love, it’s definitely sweetcorn.”