I was called in to my son’s school the other day. The teacher showed me the graffiti he’d scrawled on another kid’s jotter: “Ranjeev is a Paki and he stinks”.
I was furious. “This is disgusting!”, I shouted, “I won’t allow any child of mine to write such things!”.
So I took him home, sat him down, and explained why he should never use tautologies.